75 Hilarious Clean Jokes for Kids of All Ages

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75 Funny and Hilarious Clean Jokes for Kids of All Ages | Kids love to tell jokes, and they serve as a great ice breaker in the classroom, or as a tool to quickly calm nerves and jitters. In this post, we've curated 25 jokes each for kids under 5, kids in elementary school, and kids in middle school, with a mix of one liners, riddles, and knock knock jokes. (Pssst... these make for great lunchbox notes to remind your children you are thinking of them!)

Laughter is contagious, and when it comes to kids, the sillier, the better! Whether you’re trying to lighten the mood during a long car ride or just looking for some wholesome entertainment, clean jokes are always a hit.

From preschoolers to middle schoolers, there’s a joke out there for every age group that’s guaranteed to bring on the giggles. So, buckle up and get ready for a barrel of laughs with these hilarious clean jokes for kids of all ages!

25 Clean Jokes for Kids Under 5

  • What do elves learn in school? The ELF-abet!
  • What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
  • What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Arrrrrrrrrr
  • Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t “peeling” well!
  • What’s a cow’s favorite thing to do on a Friday night? Go to the moooooooooovies!
  • What does a ghost like to eat for dinner? Spoooooook-ghetti
  • What is a dinosaur called when it’s sleeping? A dino-SNORE
  • Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll “let it go”!
  • What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic words and I’ll tell you!
  • What animal cheats at games? A cheetah!
  • How do bees get to school? On a school “buzz”
  • What does a tree like to drink? Root beer
  • How does the ocean say hi? It waves!
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  • What do you call a dancing lamb? A baaaaaaa-lerina!
  • What did the triceratops sit on? It’s tricera-bottom!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
  • What kind of flower grows on your face? Tulips!
  • What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
  • Knock knock Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody but me!
  • What do you get if you put three ducks in a box? A box of quackers!
  • What’s a kitten’s favorite color? Purrrrr-ple
  • Knock knock. Who’s there? Stan. Stan who? Stan back, I think I’m going to sneeze!

25 Clean Jokes for Kids in Elementary School

  • What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
  • What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
  • Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it.
  • What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.
  • How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
  • Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
  • What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
  • Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her.
  • What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts
  • How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
  • What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
  • What is a computer’s favorite snack? Computer chips.
  • What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
  • What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.
  • What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?
  • What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.
  • What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells.
  • Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
  • Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? Because it had more cents.
  • What do cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter.
  • Why do candles always go on the top of cakes? Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.
  • Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer? She wanted to ice it.
  • What did the banana say to the dog? Bananas can’t talk.
  • How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
  • What do you call a cow that won’t give milk? A milk dud.

25 Clean Jokes for Kids in Middle School

  • What’s the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it to you.
  • How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
  • What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
  • Why couldn’t the bike stand up? It was two-tired.
  • Why don’t dogs tell a lot of stories? They only have one tail.
  • What one word does everyone pronounce wrong? Wrong.
  • What causes dry skin? A towel.
  • Did you hear about the deer that went to the dentist? It had buck teeth.
  • How do football players stay cool? They have many fans.
  • What’s the best way to cook an alligator? In a croc-pot.
  • How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing. They’re free of charge.
  • Did you hear about the frustrated doctor? He lost his patients.
  • I’m afraid of escalators, so I take steps to avoid them.
  • Why are snowmen so easy to get along with? Because they’re very chill.
  • Did you hear the one about the peach? It’s pitiful.
  • What happens to cows that get too much sun? They turn into evaporated milk.
  • Did you hear about the rowboat that sank? It was an oar-deal.
  • Why should you hang sweaters together in the closet? They’re very close knit.
  • Did you hear the joke about breakfast? It was eggs-cellent.
  • Did you hear about the cow that couldn’t produce milk? It was an udder disaster.
  • Did you hear about the frog that lost its car? Apparently, it got toad.
  • Why don’t ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.
  • A diner says to the waiter, “Will the pizza be long?” The waiter replies, “No. It’ll be round.”
  • Where do birds go on vacation? Someplace cheep.
  • What’s a balloon’s least favorite kind of music? Pop.

Laughter truly is the best medicine, and with these clean jokes for kids of all ages, you’re guaranteed to bring some joy.

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75 Funny and Hilarious Clean Jokes for Kids of All Ages | Kids love to tell jokes, and they serve as a great ice breaker in the classroom, or as a tool to quickly calm nerves and jitters. In this post, we've curated 25 jokes each for kids under 5, kids in elementary school, and kids in middle school, with a mix of one liners, riddles, and knock knock jokes. (Pssst... these make for great lunchbox notes to remind your children you are thinking of them!)

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